Thursday, April 19, 2007

SMITH vs. GUTSTEIN


No home TV! No radio! Not even the new & shockingly marvelous Radiola Machine will be broadcasting this event! Come, on WEDNESDAY, APRIL 25th, to see the [poetry] Fight of the Century! Two lean, mean poetic forces will clash at the GW VISITOR'S CENTER, located across from Rome-Phillips and next to the Smith Center of Art! We at [blank] device guarantee it will be unlike anything you've ever seen before!

THRILL! at the airtight imagery & soundplay!

GASP! at the no-holds-barred trash talk!

BLANCH! at the butter-drenched prosody!

ONE! NIGHT! ONLY!

Come for the salad bar!* Stay for the bare-knuckle
POETRY!



*Salad and bar not provided.

3 comments:

pasty mook said...

The new & shockingly marvelous Radiola Machine will soon be appearing on The Price is Right, but no one will be able to guess a price higher than its true value. It can't be done. And so it's just a matter of who is bold enough to shout out the biggest number.

Anonymous said...

No one's said it better, mook o' mine.

ITV said...

then i will say "biggest number 0' 1, Bob!" and he'll shout "and the actual retail price is....FITZ!"