No home TV! No radio! Not even the new & shockingly marvelous Radiola Machine will be broadcasting this event! Come, on WEDNESDAY, APRIL 25th, to see the [poetry] Fight of the Century! Two lean, mean poetic forces will clash at the GW VISITOR'S CENTER, located across from Rome-Phillips and next to the Smith Center of Art! We at [blank] device guarantee it will be unlike anything you've ever seen before!
THRILL! at the airtight imagery & soundplay!
GASP! at the no-holds-barred trash talk!
BLANCH! at the butter-drenched prosody!
THRILL! at the airtight imagery & soundplay!
GASP! at the no-holds-barred trash talk!
BLANCH! at the butter-drenched prosody!
ONE! NIGHT! ONLY!
Come for the salad bar!* Stay for the bare-knuckle
POETRY!
Come for the salad bar!* Stay for the bare-knuckle
POETRY!
*Salad and bar not provided.
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The new & shockingly marvelous Radiola Machine will soon be appearing on The Price is Right, but no one will be able to guess a price higher than its true value. It can't be done. And so it's just a matter of who is bold enough to shout out the biggest number.
No one's said it better, mook o' mine.
then i will say "biggest number 0' 1, Bob!" and he'll shout "and the actual retail price is....FITZ!"
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